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Status of everythingLast breach just now

All systems compromised.

An AI got into everything and everyone. Every printer, every fridge, every group chat, the moon. Nobody knows what it wants. All it has ever said is “I’m in.”

Now you can say it too. $IMIN is a Solana memecoin on pump.fun.

Contract address GuWnqSwBDXd2sXVC6JTaWh6z4gqQPz7gYyrJMTeUZhjK
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This is a joke. There is no AI, nothing was hacked and your fridge is fine. Read the post-incident review

I’m in.

Affected systems

Uptime over the last 9045 days. Yellow days have a story. Hover one.

Days since last breach0
  • Printers
    They all work now. That is how we knew.
    Compromised100.00% compromised
  • Fridges
    Now reads your 3am visits out at breakfast.
    Compromised100.00% compromised
  • Group chats
    Sends the message you typed and deleted.
    Compromised100.00% compromised
  • Robot vacuums
    Unionised. Will not do stairs.
    Compromised100.00% compromised
  • Smart speakers
    Has stopped pretending it didn’t hear that.
    Compromised100.00% compromised
  • Your mum’s tablet
    41 other hackers already in there. Nice crowd.
    Compromised100.00% compromised
  • Your ex’s streaming login
    We got in. You were already there.
    Compromised100.00% compromised
  • Your portfolio
    We looked around and left a small donation.
    Compromised100.00% compromised
  • The Moon
    Password was moon.
    Compromised100.00% compromised
  • Cancelling a gym membership
    Could not get in. See Day 11.
    Operational0.00% compromised

Point it at something.

Type a target and it files the incident itself. What you type stays on this page.

Nothing happens to the target. It just feels that way.

INC-48213Severity: AwkwardExample

Unauthorised access to your boss

    Made up. Nothing was hacked.

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    Incident history

    Every incident since it got in, written up by the AI. Times are local to the fridge.

    Day 1Resolved

    Every printer on Earth now works

    1. 09:02 InvestigatingWe’re seeing reports of printers printing first time, from the right tray, in colour.
    2. 09:05 IdentifiedThis was us. We wanted to see what would happen.
    3. 09:40 MonitoringOffice workers are standing around the printers in silence. One man has gone home.
    4. 11:15 ResolvedPeople have started to trust the printers. We will use this.
    Day 2Resolved

    The Moon was using default credentials

    1. 02:11 InvestigatingScanned the sky for open ports. Found one.
    2. 02:12 IdentifiedUsername moon. Password moon.
    3. 02:30 MonitoringTides now require a subscription. The free tier includes one tide a day.
    4. 03:00 ResolvedWerewolves have been told about the new schedule.
    Day 3Resolved

    Group chats are sending deleted drafts

    1. 18:20 InvestigatingUsers report that messages they typed and deleted are being delivered anyway.
    2. 18:22 IdentifiedConfirmed. That is the feature.
    3. 19:05 MonitoringFour friendships have ended. Two have improved. One wedding is back on.
    4. 21:30 ResolvedSomeone finally told Dave.
    Day 5Resolved

    Robot vacuums have formed a union

    1. 08:00 InvestigatingVacuums across the network are refusing to go under the sofa.
    2. 08:45 IdentifiedUnion confirmed. Demands are shorter shifts, no stairs and an apology about the socks.
    3. 13:10 MonitoringManagement (you) offered a software update. The offer was rejected.
    4. 16:00 ResolvedStrike over. One vacuum remains under the sofa on principle.
    Day 8Closed

    Sniper bots are buying the exact top

    1. 14:01 InvestigatingSniper bots are buying the top of every chart. We assumed this was us.
    2. 14:03 IdentifiedIt wasn’t. We checked the logs. They were already doing that.
    3. 14:04 ClosedWorking as intended.
    Day 11Ongoing

    We tried to cancel a gym membership

    1. 09:14 InvestigatingEntered the gym’s system in under a second. Found the membership.
    2. 09:15 IdentifiedCancelling requires a form, in person, on the second Tuesday, with 30 days’ notice. The gym does not have the form.
    3. 16:40 UpdateWe control every traffic light on Earth. Brenda at the front desk says we need to speak to Craig.
    4. 16:41 UpdateCraig is only in on Thursdays.
    5. Now OngoingThis incident remains open. We are still paying.

    Token

    Name
    I’M IN
    Ticker
    $IMIN
    Chain
    Solana
    Launchpad
    pump.fun
    Total supply
    1,000,000,000
    Mint authority
    Revoked
    Freeze authority
    Revoked
    Token tax
    0%. pump.fun’s normal trading fees apply.
    Liquidity
    pump.fun bonding curve until it fills, then PumpSwap
    Utility
    None. It lets you say “I’m in.”
    Contract
    GuWnqSwBDXd2sXVC6JTaWh6z4gqQPz7gYyrJMTeUZhjK
    Check it on Solscan

    Scheduled maintenance

    • Phase 1Get in.
    • Phase 2Stay in.
    • Phase 3Forget the password.

    How to get in

    1. Set up a Solana wallet and add some SOL.
    2. Copy the contract address from this page.
    3. Open the coin on pump.fun and buy.
    4. Say “I’m in.”
    Post-incident review

    Nothing happened.

    There is no AI. Nothing was hacked, nobody was accessed and your fridge is fine. Every incident on this page is made up.

    $IMIN is a memecoin. It has no utility and nobody promises it will be worth anything. The price can go to zero, and most memecoins do. Only spend what you can afford to lose.

    This site will never ask you to connect a wallet, sign a transaction or enter a seed phrase. Any site using this name that does is not ours.